January 2012
44 posts
“I’m leaving you, you cow!”
—Alan Partridge
“All the bright colours and stuff just drops off when you get to this section. White wrapper, big red letters; LARD! Eat this shit and die! LARD! Kills you stone dead! Blood moves through your arteries? Block it up with LARD! Nutritional advice? No! Proteins? What the hell are they? Carbohydrates? Never heard of them, Gov! Fat? You bet your bum! We’ve got some some of that, yes sir! Oh, we’re full of that, mate”
—Eddie Izzard, Live at the Ambassadors
